Friday, September 21, 2007

Ride the Slut!

The Seattle neighborhood of South Lake Union has a new trolley, which means it's the South Lake Union Trolley. Or "SLUT" for short. An enterprising store in the area already has shirts for sale reading "Ride the SLUT!" which are selling like mad. No word yet on whether they'll also be staging a production of "A Streetcar Named Desire".

I might have to plan a trip to Seattle. It's been far too long since I experienced the high-speed thrill of riding a slut.

P.S. I'll be out of town till Sunday at my nephew's wedding in Houston. How to differentiate this interval from my normal glacial posting place is an exercise left to the reader.

3 comments:

Allen said...

Um... I'm going to assume that the SLUT will let anyone ride for free.

If you have to pay the SLUT for a ride, what you've got there is a "Wireless Hotspot ORient Express."

Just saying...

Jeff Hebert said...

Allen, that made me laugh out loud. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Me too, Allen. Thanks for the giggle! Now if the BART in San Francisco gets together with the WHORE, I suppose we do have a "Streetcare Named Desire." -- Denise