I am 38 years old and am currently wearing Spider-Man underwear.It's a good thing I'm already married, because there's no way I'm date-able material.
Odd, but not off-the-scale weird. Now, if you reveal that you coordinate your outfits by matching the animals on the tag, then there might be cause for worry.
Yeah, that's not at all like me wearing LSU underwear, or is it....? No, it is different.GEAUX TIGERS
Well, I'd say that's just confirmation (as if you needed any) that you married the right woman.
Wait, Garanimals are bad? Uh oh, I think I'm in trouble ...
Wait, Garanimals are bad?For married men, yes. It is your wife's job, not Warren Buffett's, to make sure you are dressed properly.PS. In case you are wondering, the company that makes Garanimals is owned by Berkshire Hathaway.
Or to put it another way: When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I dressed as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things, because now my wife tells me what to think, say and wear.
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