Literally:
While visiting the front of the house, the donkeys ate some expensive monkey-grass we had just planted, knocked over two planters, decimated some plastic flowers we'd put out, tore down the rope intended to keep them out, and made numerous hoofprints in the granite gravel walkway.
Now I know why "jack-ass" is an insult!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Get Your Ass On the Porch
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One donkey was later heard saying, "What the hell? I honestly thought he told us this was Donkey-Grass. So now I'm the jackass? Great. That's just swell."
He added, "It really is greener on the other side, you know."
Very funny Allen! I better make sure the donkeys don't ever see it, they're enough trouble as it is without encouraging them.
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