Annieism: Can't Wait

Annie and her good friend Terri were riding at our property while the house was being built. They ambled on up to where the back porch stood, complete except for the steps. They'd been quiet for a few minutes, as tends to happen on horseback, just enjoying the quiet and the views, when Annie started thinking about those missing steps and how nice it would be when they were completed. So she said, in a loud voice after the long silence:

"I can't wait 'til we have sex!"

Terri, not missing a beat while Annie gaped in embarrassment at her slip of the tongue, replied "Well you're gonna have to wait a long time for me!"

I'm happy to report that we didn't have to wait long for steps after all, even though we haven't been able to convince Terri to come back for another ride. Maybe we'll call her when it's time for the swing to go in ...