Friday, May 12, 2006

Ouch!

A friend of ours recently moved out to the pseudo-country, a five-acre place pretty far out from the city similar to our last house. She called Annie last night and said she'd been stung by a scorpion.

Twice.

In the boob.

We're meeting them for dinner tonight, and I can't want to get the details on this little escapade. How in the name of all that's good and right can a scorpion sting someone twice in the boob? I'd ask for visual confirmation but her husband's a former Navy guy and could break me like a pretzel so I probably won't.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yeeouch! Hopefully, she won't mind you sharing the story with your readers. I'm with you, how the heck does something like that happen twice?