Another Plane Yankee

Another in the continuing series titled "Making fun of tragic Yankee events.

New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez' plane overshot the runway yesterday, forcing the commuter jet to skid into a bed of arresting material. Luckily, no one was harmed, unlike the sad victims of Rodriguez' other hitless streak -- 1 for 14 in the National League Division Series. Given that historic performance, his failure to hit a runway should come as no surprise.