Friday, October 13, 2006

Keen To Love Pins Infinitely

While cleaning up my office I came across a brochure from a Chinese vendor selling various little metal knicknacks. Their English translator apparently was having an off day because the plain black cover with large silver writing says:

"We're keen to love pins infinitely, you'll join us, won't you?"

Hey, if loving pins is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Although frankly this sounds like some sort of slimy vendor-sponsored invitation to an illicit nighttime knicknack orgy, which doesn't really bear thinking about.

Other highlights of the brochure include:
  • Further down on the cover they list items they make, labeled as "Workaholic Range".
  • Upon opening the brochure I am invited to "Prepare your artworks".
  • Finally they tell me "We'll scrutinize upon receipt of your artworks, then go for sampling after everything is clear." I'm not sure what that might entail, but it sounds vaguely distateful.


But far be it from me to condemn someone for loving pins infinitely, so you go, you crazy Chinese pin-loving kids, you!

1 comment:

Allen said...

"Workaholic Range" - Where a busy chef cooks.

Or...

Where the deer and the antelope don't have time to bplay.