I have a love/hate relationship with ESPN, but I guess that's not unusual when you spend 18 hours a day with someone. So in no particular order, I present my list of things I love(d) and things I hate(d) about the original sports network.
|Keith Olbermann and Dan Patric||Stewart Scott and Kenny Mayne(I just don't get that guy)|
|"It's deep and Idon'tthinkit'splayable!"||"Boo yah"|
|SportsCenter Ads with famous athletes and college mascots engaging in witty banter with ESPN personalities||Milwaukee's Best Beer Ads featuring any man not expressing a Cro-Magnon thought being crushed by a giant can of beer|
|The sexy lady who does "World Series of Poker" voiceovers||The annoying man who does the SportsCenter voiceovers like "Brought to you by ..." He sounds like he's simultaneously smoking an entire pack of cigarettes and having his testicles crushed in a vice while chugging a beer. I have nightmares about this voice.|
|"The World Series of Poker"||"The World Series of Darts"|
|The intro music and graphics of "ESPN Original Entertainment"||The content following the music and graphics of "ESPN Original Entertainment" that doesn't involve poker|