Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Horse Dentists

The other day we had the horse dentist out to the property.

Yes, you are reading that correctly -- there are vets whose only job is to work on horse teeth.

I was going to make a crack about how we're going to have the Horse Chiropractor out next week, but it turns out that we really are having the Horse Chiropractor out next week.

So now we have people who do the whole horse, people who do just the horse's hooves, people who just make shoes for horses (not metal horseshoes, but literally boots that fit over a horse's feet), people who do chiropractic realignments on horse spines, and people who work on nothing but horse teeth.

The one thing they all have in common: Every damn one of them will be more than happy to work on your wallet.

1 comment:

The Cow Whisperer said...

I could have used this dentist in 8th grade. You'd know why if you saw my 8th grade photo in my yearbook.