Annie's very good at training dogs, as she's proving now at the Lago Vista PAWS Shelter. But we do use some ... "unconventional" commands while we're doing day-to-day stuff with our own animals. Here are some of my favorites. For full effect, be sure to shout them at very high volume:
- "Leave your sister alone!"
- "Don't eat that poop!"
- "Don't chase that deer and bite it!"
And my personal favorite:
- "DON'T BE AN ASS-HOLE!!"
Happy birthday, Annie, and thanks for bringing so much joy and love to me and the rest of the animal world for 42 38 27 years!