I have just learned of the first sign of the coming of the Apocalypse: Dolly Parton singing a country version of "Stairway to Heaven".
Apparently this happened in 2002 and I'm only just now becoming aware of it. I don't know how Rapture's held off this long, but I'm not taking any chances -- I'm packin' up the animals and headed to church, because if there's any rational definition of Hell on Earth, surely this is it.
Friday, June 08, 2007
The Twin Humps of the Apocalypse
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That's three humps.
Two of the humps are obvious: Dolly and Parton. The third hump -- easily the largest and most dangerous -- can be found in the phrase, "a country version of 'Stairway to Heaven'."
I weep for our nation on this, the eve of the prophesied humptitude.
I have to laugh -- when I read Allen's comments and saw "two of the humps are obvious," I thought he was referring to Dolly's chest... Denise
That's certainly what *I* meant!
Dude, you've got to hear the weird mashup of this song. It's...weird is about all I can say.
http://www.djearworm.lunarpages.com/Stairway_to_Bootleg_Heaven_256.mp3
Did that link work?
Here it is again: DJ Earworm
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