Friday, June 08, 2007

The Twin Humps of the Apocalypse

I have just learned of the first sign of the coming of the Apocalypse: Dolly Parton singing a country version of "Stairway to Heaven".

Apparently this happened in 2002 and I'm only just now becoming aware of it. I don't know how Rapture's held off this long, but I'm not taking any chances -- I'm packin' up the animals and headed to church, because if there's any rational definition of Hell on Earth, surely this is it.


Allen said...

That's three humps.

Two of the humps are obvious: Dolly and Parton. The third hump -- easily the largest and most dangerous -- can be found in the phrase, "a country version of 'Stairway to Heaven'."

I weep for our nation on this, the eve of the prophesied humptitude.

Anonymous said...

I have to laugh -- when I read Allen's comments and saw "two of the humps are obvious," I thought he was referring to Dolly's chest... Denise

Jeff Hebert said...

That's certainly what *I* meant!

Liz said...

Dude, you've got to hear the weird mashup of this song. It's...weird is about all I can say.

Liz said...

Did that link work?
Here it is again: DJ Earworm