Friday, November 03, 2006

Fat, Drunk, and Stupid

Apparently Dean Wormer was wrong -- you CAN go through life fat, drunk, and stupid. If you're a mouse, anyway:

Study: Fat doses of red wine extract help obese mice stay healthy

I for one will do my part to help extend this critically important study into human trials by continuing to put on weight and guzzle cheap wine. It's the least I can do as a supporter of science.

2 comments:

Allen said...

Frankie Mouse Blutarsky has no grade point average...

Jeff Hebert said...

"See if you can guess what I am now ..."