I, like all Americans, get a lot of e-mail spam every day. This one really caught my eye:
Good Morning, unaidable pesthole
I doubt I will be able to resist the allure of such an engaging greeting. Why, we may be face to face with a turning point in the history of salutations! "Good morning, unaidable pesthole!" I'll say to my boss each morning. Success is surely only days away now. Thank you, Spam!