Disaster Area

Hey Bob, it's good to have you back at work driving a truck again."

"Thanks Fred, it's good to be back. I thought I'd never work again after getting that Corona truck hung up on the entrance ramp."

"That was just around the corner from here, wasn't it Bob?"

"Yes it was, Fred, but now I'm clean and sober and that won't happen again, ha ha!"

"Too bad about that bald kid blogging about it, what are the odds that someone with a camera and a blog works right here in this parking lot, right?"

"Why Fred, I believe the odds are just the same as that I would have another stupid accident right here in this same exact parking lot where that kid works, ha ha!"

"Hey Bob, no offense, and don't take this the wrong way or anything, but that crossing height guard looks like it's gonna be a little tight ..."

"Back off Fred, I've got plenty of room. Hey, wait, is that 9 feet 8 inches or 9 feet 6 inches ... ?"

CLANG!!

"After further review, I believe that it was, in fact, 9 feet and 6 inches of clearance. Nice going, Bob, and you're fired -- again."