Thursday, March 15, 2007

Sptting, Child-Humping Llama Available CHEAP!

First the Bertram contingent on Craig's List brought you the "Whore Red Trannie". Apparently either Bertram is just a hotbed for weirdos or Craig's List attracts them like moths to a flame, because today this ad for a llama appeared on Craig's List:

It's time for us to rehome our llama. He will be three in July. Not gelded. Worked some with a halter. He runs with our goats. Large animal. You will need to pick up. Cannot deliver. Caution! Aggressive animal. Doesn't spit unless agitated, however, has attempted to mount young children. Large lovable galoot who doesn't know his own strength. Rehoming fee applies.


So this lovable ungelded large aggressive animal that spits when agitated and attempts to mount young children needs a new home, and they expect someone to pay them for the honor. I just hope I can get to my wallet before some other lucky Bertramite snaps this great deal up!

2 comments:

Adam H said...

haha! this was so good i had to share it on myspace. thanks!

Denise said...

Gee, we have those same kinds of animals down here except they're called politicians. They spit, they try to mount young children, they're mean and someone's always trying to pawn them off on an unsuspecting Democrat or Republican. Great post, Jeff!