If you're going to be a nerd who moves to the country, and you're going to have to learn how to use a tractor, and if that tractor is then run over property that is like a gigantic field full of speed bumps that rattle you to the core, and if you're going to have to be on that tractor for three full weekends in a row ...
Then by all that's holy you should be on a University-of-Texas-burnt-orange tractor with a matching UT-burnt-orange shirt.
God Bless Texas.
Thursday, January 26, 2006
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Excuse me... UT burnt orange??? You must still be in the garbage pail full of dog poop when thinking that.... you need to be on the back of a manly tractor wearing either an LSU shirt with a Green Bay Packers hat or an A&M shirt with an A&M "Gig 'em" hat. You can always spray paint that tractor in the "proper" colors...
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