Thursday, January 26, 2006

Hook 'Em


If you're going to be a nerd who moves to the country, and you're going to have to learn how to use a tractor, and if that tractor is then run over property that is like a gigantic field full of speed bumps that rattle you to the core, and if you're going to have to be on that tractor for three full weekends in a row ...

Then by all that's holy you should be on a University-of-Texas-burnt-orange tractor with a matching UT-burnt-orange shirt.

God Bless Texas.

5 comments:

Denise said...

Excuse me... UT burnt orange??? You must still be in the garbage pail full of dog poop when thinking that.... you need to be on the back of a manly tractor wearing either an LSU shirt with a Green Bay Packers hat or an A&M shirt with an A&M "Gig 'em" hat. You can always spray paint that tractor in the "proper" colors...

Jill Phenix Avila said...

Jeff you missed a tree..duh!.... hhmmph typical tea sipper by marriage!! ;)

TexasAnnie said...

Alls I know is that I think his tractor his sexy!!! :)

Jill Phenix Avila said...

TMI TMI TMI TMI!!! You are your father's daughter!!! TMI just kidding.. I know Unca George reads this so I am trying to bring him into the conversation...

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